• The ex-CEO of Alaska-based telecom company Quintillion Networks was accused of forging contracts to secure $250 million in investment
• The chief of Backpage.com has pled guilty to conspiracy and money laundering
• Three men were indicted as part of a bribery scheme to buy alcohol at deep discounts from Navy exchanges — good initiative, bad judgment
• Can’t ignore the obvious part 1: Michael Cohen
• Can’t ignore the obvious part 2: James Comey
• Can’t ignore the obvious part 3: Hungary

Chaplin later regretted this satirization